Heather Mills Fights Off Bitchery Charges

Paul McCartney has been caught on tape calling ex Heather Mills a “one-legged bitch,” according to Mills. She also claims that Paul’s daughter, Stella McCartney, threatened to “kill the bitch”. Others alleged to have called Mills a bitch include U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, comic Frank Skinner, Tabloid Whore, Jonathan Roberts, U.S. Secretary of State […]

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Paris Hilton: Stripper-Pole Philanthropist

Poor Paris Hilton. She gets so much grief for having a little fun just because she promised that old fart Larry King that she would devote her life to doing good. Don’t people know the difference between “reputation management” and real life? Anyhoo, Media Orchard has obtained exclusive photos demonstrating that Paris is a true […]

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Fruitless Web Searches, No. 453: Alycia Lane Bikini Pics

As old as the controversy is, we still get a ton of traffic from the Google search “Alycia Lane Bikini Pics.” As of yet, the infamously flirtatious Philadelphia news anchor has never posted bikini pics online — which is what makes the search fruitless. But, just in case you’re interested, we have more fake Alycia […]

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