Media Orchard: One of the World’s Top Five Resources for Big-Breasted Women

That is, according to Google. Thank you, Ute. (And thank you, too, Meredith Vieira’s dog.)

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Proactiv Solution: Celebrity Before-and-After Pictures

Apparently, some professional skeptics think that Proactiv Solution, the “Answer for Acne,” is a heavily marketed scam. Just run a Google search to see all the folks dissing it. Sorry, cynics — but based on these actual before-and-after pics of Proactiv’s celebrity endorsers, it’s hard to argue with the results.

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Looking for Big-Breasted Women? You’ve Come to the Right Place

Among our last 10,000 visitors, for those who found Media Orchard through search engines, here are the terms used to find us, ranked with the most frequently used term first: 1. media orchard 2. jessica alba 3. melissa theuriau 4. terrell owens lyrics 5. suri wig 6. eva longoria 7. terrell owens i’m back lyrics […]

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Mercenaries 3: Blackwater

For you, international crisis is all upside: You are a mercenary, and you profit from chaos. Dirty deeds, done for exorbitant fees. World powers with deep pockets, deep grudges, and enough arms and ammo to start World War III. This is your kind of environment. “Mercenaries 3: Blackwater” features the latest and most dangerous in […]

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